maxkatsur's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xigua]

We hope you'll write and animate the TF2 Meet the Team-styled series of animated shorts starring your entire cast, including Xingzuo Temple.
Action, character development & personality, charm, humor, mature themes, vibes, you name it.

Episodes:
1. 👩🏻 Meet the Gaghs Etamin (and her father with glasses on?)
2. 🐶 Meet the Baozi
3. 🐰 Meet the Chēlízi
4. 🐯 Meet the Dou
5. 🐍 Meet the Gū
6. 😈🐱 Meet the Heketa
7. 🐴 Meet the Jiānguo
8. 🐐 Meet the Kesòng
9. 🐲🌵 Meet the Làjiāo
10. 🐦 Meet the Lìzhī
11. 🐰 Meet the Miantiao
12. 🐐 Meet the Qīngjiu
13. 🐵 Meet the Shíliú
14. 🐴 Meet the Táng
15. 🐂 Meet the Wúhuaguo
16. 🐯🐯 Meet the Xīguā & Zhongzi
17. 🦧 Meet the Xìngrén
18. 🐂🐂 Meet the Xingyun & Binggan
19. 🐷 Meet the Yumi
20. 🐺 Meet the Zhēnzi
21. 🐭 Meet the Zhima

[Special Men Latte]

Dear god, you just went that far! But how?

The use of male characters in works based on Breast Milk memes uses the erotic metaphors and euphenisms for sperm. (a male-exclusive substance). This suggestive service contrasts to females with breast milks.

In this scene, the Zhenzi and Xingren are both embarassed, because they worry about their heterosexuality shattering. But Jianguo literally wants it, since he wants to bring joy to both men and women. I hope the latter two will stop worrying and satisfy the fortunate customer.

The Starbucks meme uses sexual references and metaphors for bodily fluids.

[Heketa - Adopted Pet]

Despite her creepy, depraved and uncanny look and attitude, she is very affectionate, caring, charming, friendly, fun to be around with, gentle, loving and peppy. That's very surreal!

Please don't make this demoness evil, otherwise her charm will die.

[Bonipops]

🇺🇲Virgin SS2Sonic
•Flat-ass characters with little-to-no development and/or personality.
•Dumb and uncute character designs. Dumb shit, indeed
•Primitive animation skills
•Fails to keep up with Newgrounds and DeviantArt, since both of these examples are legit
•Barely listens to his audience
•Negelcts a lot of his OCs
•Nitpick, but he is obsessed with thick asses and tights (usually guys)

🇨🇱Chad Diives (and his friend Bonipops)
•Likeable characters with plenty of personality and charm
•Caring and fathelry treats his audience very well. Listens to them very well
•Adorable and pleasing character designs. Cutie pies, indeed
•Incredible animation efforts
•Top-notch sound design mixing and voice acting
•Never forgets about his characters regardless of priority.
•Good at keeping up with Newgrounds and DeviantArt, unlike SS2

No offense, because both of them are very talented without any doubt. End of the story.

[Thanks, Erinmccoffee]

Former voice actors of Xingzuo Temple:
1. Erinmccoffee (🐂Binggan & 🐂Xingyun) - voice problems. Probably AWOL* following her last tweet after this incident.
2. Wet_Wasabi (🐰Miantiao) - is an transgender male. He is still active outside XT drawing some stylish gay erotica. It's funny how you used his female pronouns due to the voice.

Nothing is forgotten, and nobody is forgotten.

*AWOL = Abesnt without official leaving

[ENA G-O-D]

My theory on multipe Enas:
Ena is the family, a bloodline. These two are possibly sisters, the siblings.

[haha, hehe]

It's nice!
Are you ready for Diives' Xingzuo Temple?

Xinxinix responds:

I f*cking love Diives T.T

[2B]

Names of Yoko Taro's android protagonists have meanings:

2B = To be or not to be,
9S = Nein ist,
A2 = Et tu, brute.

Yoko Taro is insane genius who made a very big lore of Drakengard and in this case, NieR (NieR Replicant? More like "Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: The Game").

[Army Chelizi]

"Line up soldiers ❤️"
-Chēlízi (Cherries in Chinese - ironic), 2021

She must be traumatized by her actions during the war and its consequences...

In September 21nd, 2021: I had an very interesting and bizarre dream...
•Starring: The Citizen, Some classy girl, Funny chubby dude, The demons, Zoo's animal-abusing idiots (Joe Exotic all over again).
•Summary - Part 1: The demons have escaped the local zoo and started to wreak havoc in the small, surreal, utopian suburban town! You are the citizen who needs to survive and find out why are those monsters doing it.
•Part 2: You have managed to capture the demons alive and bring them into the interrogation, hoping for finding the reasons of havoc in the town they just caused. During the research and interrogation, it is revealed that they wanted to return to their families, as the reason of the previous part's incident. Your new mission is: help them find their legitimate families, so we'll live in peace once again.

[Lizhi - Sparring Time]

Lìzhī's breasts are artificial, because she's a BIRD! I wonder about her origins and accent. Her name means "lychee", so the names of Xingzuo Temple members we know aren't even their birth names.