I'd choose neither, because they're unintelligent, poor-thinking, abrasive (Zhongshi's personality is a farce), self-destructive (unsafe sex and violence for trivial or ignorant reasons are also harmful), unhelpful, obnoxiously immature and ill-tempered, barbaric, bitchy brats who manage to entertain us. Glorious; these pink tiger girls also bring me Beavis & Butthead vibes.
P.S. Welcome back to Zhenzi VA duty, lewdzaxk!