She still brings me B&W Jessica Rabbit vibes, in the hotter way!
Any ideas for a discalimer about Sally McBoing's antics? Like, "don't try this at home". I know it's an old cliche for you, but it may remind the audience that this short movie doesn't condone nor romanticize anything depicted in such film, and the fact that motion picture is designed for entertainment purposes only.
My verison:
"This film is not for kids, because it contains foul language, dirty jokes, taboo themes and graphic nudity and unsafe sex. Viewer discretion is advised.
Sally McBoing and Nestor Rabbit don't condone nor romanticize what on earth they do and see. They are silly cartoon people made-up by this Brazilian guy whom we hardly even know. Most of their antics depicted can get you sick, injured, fired and/or even arrested! This film is designed purely for entertainment purposes.
In other words: don't try anything shown in this cartoon in real life!"