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Despite the poor sales, heavily compressed low-quality voiced dialogue and laggy framerate under Nintendo 64's outdated-since-2000 hardware, Conker's Bad Fur Day was more than an kid-unfriendly platform game with cartoonish aesthetics.

This game is an deconstruction of 1990s platform game mascot craze, with known examples being Epic Games' Jazz Jackrabbit, Accolade's Bubsy the Lynx, Sega's Alex Kidd, etc. MANY of them have failed to dethrone Mario the gentle Italian plumber and Sonic the cocky blue blur with attitude. Conker the red squirrel is a different story. He is an super cocky, foul-mouthed, greedy, perverted and selfish alcoholic. These traits are believed to be an end of this trend of such failed attempts at being relevant as Mario and his rival Sonic. Remember that already-dead video game character trend?

Reminds me of Tarantino's Kill Bill.

Some would say that Switch dogs are obviously animatronics... robotic mascots. Hey! I was about the logic of these adorable creatures with very advanced dog-like, but sapient artificial intelligence. Miss Switchy herself is very good dog. She is reliable, good at self-maintenance and even physical repair, funny, gentle, playful and nice. Probably the most successful Switch Dog model.

Bowsette trend might be dead, but anybody wants to remember her. And that's perfectly fine.

You draw more than just girls. You draw guys with memorable appearances and unique distinctive personalities that bring them more charm. You are charming.

That's the classic :)

Samus' power suit looks like a mix between Dread and Other M.

That was totally insane.

You may update it. For instance, add Sally McBoing, and respective time periods series are set in (century or years).

Okay, what's the problem now?

Hollywood suffers from overuse of tropes found within movies, leading to cliché storms. The idea of originality is declining, with tons of films feeling the same due to the so-called storm of clichés we're sick of.

Remember 2007-2008 Writers Strike?
Even before that, many writers wrote some outright bullshit for respective movies, such as 2009's G-Force. That film I am mentioning suffers from numerous overused spy clichés (flashy countdown clocks, hi-tech gizmos), questionable music choice (such as Black Eyed Peas's "Boom Boom Pow" being played during Darwin and Hurley rolling on a empty wheel), unnecessary product placement (Dance Dance Revolution as played by Blaster, Facebook as used by Juarez), talking Guinea pigs as they were naturally born with that rather than genetically modified (ridiculous and unnatural), a half-assed plot twist with Nicolas Cage's mole being mastemind behind all of Sabertech's products being killing machines that rip off some Transformers elements.
Writers seriously thinked that they were underpaid, so they began series of protests. Some would say, it symbolizes the start of Hollywood's possible decline.

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